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PostPosted: 16 Dec 2010, 20:39 
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Oh, we're allowed to post the outcome of battles once we begin engagements? That changes everything! :P

Watch this:

*OMFG HUEG POWERFUL FLEET OF SHOOTY DEFF warps in, executes a perfect 3-D envelopment of the opposing fleets, and rapes them.*

Meanwhile, it is pointed out to Fukllaw that you consort with dirty Xeno scum, and equip your fleets with their technology. After forcibly shaving me with his monomolecular K-BAR, he calls in a company of Angry Marine Terminators, who rip them limb from limb with Thunder Hammers and +4 Storm Shields.

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Note how you only have four capital ships left.


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PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 03:51 
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Imprimus: Regardless of Fuklaw's murder of the bait team, the usurper (i.e: YOU), has still been reduced to the consistency of chunky salsa. In accordance with the chunky salsa rule, that makes you very dead.

Secundus: There is no way of contacting alts from the royal palace, I must assume that you used one of the trans-universal ansibles in orbit. Tripoli has taken direct control of them. Good luck trying to contact any friends (if, you indeed have any at all) in other universes.

Tertius: Funny how you use the technical term of "Standard Terran Navigational Units" instead of the more commonly preferred term "Kilometre". Maybe that explains why you are claiming victory so soon after destroying those garbage containers in orbit. Thanks for that, I'll have to pay you the 695.95 SCU disposal fee after I have you shot for high treason. (yes, btw, "TSS" stands for "Terran Standard Storage")

Lastly: I'm sorry, you, an American Redstater (yes, I know who you are), called in the Ming, The OC Reformationists (I'm Archbishop of New Canturbury in their timeline IIRC) and THE BRITISH to fight against a Chinese-Canadian Anglophile. Are you trying to troll me, or are you really this stupid.

*Garbage disposal fees are summarily transferred to Lord Riordan Hydranew (5th Marquess Hydranew) onboard the HMS Huntress. Invitations to tea are exchanged, once Lord Riordan learns of the usurpation of his family's rightful throne in this timeline, he swears vengeance and quickly calls in the remainder of the Royal Space Fleet to the Home Fleet's side.*

*Lord-Admiral Lin Qiang of the Imperial Fleet of Ten Thousand Banners (the one which you have so sickenly bastardized as "Battlefleet Dragonfire", bristling with indignation at the presumption of the pale faced, scraggly-bearded large nosed barbarian, calls in the Imperial Fleet to the Home Fleet's side.*

*After several minutes of negotiation, Cardinal Nguyen, Lord Inquisitor Tyrell's superior, agrees to release the entirety of his Papal Battlefleet to Freikorps loyalist control. In response, Archbishop Lester Pearson Leonis absolves the 5000 ducat debt owed to him by the Cardinal.*

*All these new forces are, of course, dwarfed by the Freikorps and now, Val'Diri cap-ships floating serene and unscathed in orbit. Onboard the Val'Diri flagship Lack of Social Grace, the command cognitors, infallible and irresistible, sift through all twenty million minds planetside, before finally locking down the consciousness of all of the usurper's supporters. Fuklaw is sent back to the grim darkness of the grimdark millennium (where there is only grim and dark). The cognitors ensure that there is not even the spark of possible sentience left in the dark smear that was once the usurper. Cells are pulled apart, atom by atom, and shoved into separate universes one by one, until the point where any possible future wherein the usurper could possibly survive would be nothing short of impossible.*

Onboard the AWS Thunderous, Flagship of the Terran Home Fleet
*Fleet Admiral Leonis turns to Her Majesty, Rythen I, Queen of Terra.*

"I believe your throne is once again vacant..."

THE END



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PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 08:30 
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Sweeeeet.

*hands Cata a cup of tea* Now, do you require a reward of money, land or porn?



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PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 13:46 
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Cataphrak wrote:
Lastly: I'm sorry, you, an American Redstater (yes, I know who you are), called in the Ming, The OC Reformationists (I'm Archbishop of New Canturbury in their timeline IIRC) and THE BRITISH to fight against a Chinese-Canadian Anglophile. Are you trying to troll me, or are you really this stupid.
No, actually I had expected that an inexperienced male officer in a dress attempting to claim a purely symbolic queenship would be able to assemble an absouletly loyal multi-universal taskforce and defeat the most infamous godmodder on this website. :P

On a related note, how do I pay the fine now that my brains are now squishy bits scattred miles away from each other? It seems a little unfair to punish my clones for any actions their primogenitor may have taken.


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PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 15:25 
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It wasn't a fine, you didn't do anything wrong, in fact, vapourising those garbage containers qualified as a public service. But since Lord Riordan did the shooting, he gets paid for it.

Oh yes, your Majesty, you'd be interested to know one of your alts is here from '33302...



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PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 15:28 
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Oh lord, which one's that? It isn't the one who drinks nothing but coffee and has an American accent is it?



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PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 15:36 
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No, the one with the estate in Powys and cyborg greyhounds.



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PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 15:54 
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Oh that one.

...Yay.



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PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 17:06 
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Cataphrak wrote:
It wasn't a fine, you didn't do anything wrong, in fact, vapourising those garbage containers qualified as a public service. But since Lord Riordan did the shooting, he gets paid for it.

I meant the fine for public indecency, sexual devience, Un-Christian transvestism, and possession of a vocabulary over 500 words. American Red-Stater, remember?
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You do bring up an interesting point about the garbage disposal units though. If the TSS Katrina Leonis was indeed a garbage disposal unit, then someone out there is naming containers of waste after your family. Rather uncivillized of them, IMHO.


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 Post subject: The Barracks
PostPosted: 17 Dec 2010, 21:20 
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Uhm, no, that was me.

...mostly in response to her loading my rifle with incendiary rounds last time we went fox hunting. Needless to say, the forest conservation people were NOT pleased.



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PostPosted: 13 Jan 2011, 12:18 
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Damn.

I miss everything.



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PostPosted: 13 Jan 2011, 15:05 
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You were there for that hunt, IIRC, you got trapped when the forest fire caused a flaming vortex and you had to be extracted by shuttle.



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PostPosted: 13 Jan 2011, 17:29 
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I was talking about this little attempted coup.

I'll just have to download the experiences from Tripoli. It seemed very exciting.



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PostPosted: 13 Jan 2011, 23:46 
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It was, though Tripoli's insights on my handling of the situation were... interesting, and somewhat less than entirely approving. I may be losing my touch.



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PostPosted: 14 Jan 2011, 17:03 
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I doubt it. Just never lose sight of the fact that she's partly built on my synaptic patterns.



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PostPosted: 08 Apr 2011, 16:39 
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*Strolls slowly into a dark engineering bay and waves his hand over a nearby wallplate. Lights quietly blink on, illuminating a dusty room strewn with parts of various pet projects*

*Walks into the room a ways and blows on a thick layer of dust covering a diagnostics station*

Hey, anybody else remember when we used to be somebody?



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PostPosted: 16 Apr 2011, 14:40 
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do the friekorps still even exist?


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Define "exist".

I'd say they now exist about as much as they did when the Comm was started.



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PostPosted: 17 Apr 2011, 02:32 
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Technically, they've split off into the Stahlhelm Special Ops Branch and the Terran Sphere Defence Force, which exist in Zeth's mind and my mind respectively.



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exist as in, do anything here on the comm

(@cata: that is some deep thinking)


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Not really, I just bring the fleet and marines out every time something needs to be blasted from orbit with extreme prejudice.



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And I abuse R&D and important sounding titles.

The way I've come to see it, the Freikorps have become this sort of catalyst that farmed out ideas that started/drastically altered other canons associated with the Comm.



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Hey look. The move unlocked the Barracks.


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Do you want to lock it again?


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PostPosted: 29 Oct 2012, 13:36 
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I dunno. I kinda miss this place. Nightmare Restaurant moreso.


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