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PostPosted: 10 Jul 2008, 07:49 
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PostPosted: 10 Jul 2008, 08:03 
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PostPosted: 10 Jul 2008, 08:05 
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PostPosted: 10 Jul 2008, 09:14 
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PostPosted: 10 Jul 2008, 17:41 
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PostPosted: 11 Jul 2008, 06:23 
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PostPosted: 11 Jul 2008, 07:18 
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....You got abducted by aliens?



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PostPosted: 11 Jul 2008, 08:15 
Why is he twisting on a manatee?


  
 
PostPosted: 12 Jul 2008, 06:21 
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PostPosted: 12 Jul 2008, 10:51 
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PostPosted: 12 Jul 2008, 23:54 
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DAMNATION!!!! where the hell has that bloody pigeon gone?



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PostPosted: 13 Jul 2008, 16:19 
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PostPosted: 13 Jul 2008, 20:37 
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PostPosted: 15 Jul 2008, 07:38 
Old Mc Donald did what?


  
 
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PostPosted: 21 Jul 2008, 13:11 
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PostPosted: 21 Jul 2008, 13:13 
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