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PostPosted: 04 Apr 2013, 23:18 
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Well, I was planning to go to Birmingham, but now I see it'll have to wait until I've learned how to train sharks to pose for photos.

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PostPosted: 08 Apr 2013, 10:56 
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We were studying the moric metre of Classical Persian in class today.

Dr Byrd: Gizelle, how would you actually say this?
Gizelle: *Recites poem in Persian*
Dr Byrd: So is this how you would assign the metre?
Gizelle: We don't...really...make poems that way.
Dr Byrd: Ah, so this is...we're sorta imposing Western thought on this huh?
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PostPosted: 08 Apr 2013, 13:57 
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PostPosted: 08 Apr 2013, 14:35 
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PostPosted: 09 Apr 2013, 21:32 
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PostPosted: 09 Apr 2013, 22:37 
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PostPosted: 14 Apr 2013, 16:53 
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PostPosted: 14 Apr 2013, 17:54 
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PostPosted: 23 Apr 2013, 15:25 
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...on the other hand, who wants a second-hand pope?


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PostPosted: 23 Apr 2013, 17:00 
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You are sentenced to be micromanaged by Lady Catherine for a Period of six Weeks.



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PostPosted: 23 Apr 2013, 19:15 
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I think quite a lot of that discussion could have fitted in here. XD For instance:

"[23/04/2013 22:57:27] Morgan Grey: I'm surprised you haven't spit out Lady Catherine and Mr. Collins.
[23/04/2013 23:00:38] dinowoman: how do you know i haven't?
[23/04/2013 23:00:39] Morgan Grey: Especially since the one is micromanaging your Mouth and the other delivering a particularly boring Sermon.
[23/04/2013 23:00:42] dinowoman: or maybe i ate them
[23/04/2013 23:00:56] Morgan Grey: They would give you Diarrhoea.
[23/04/2013 23:01:23] Morgan Grey: And do you really want Lady Catherine micromanaging your Organs?
[23/04/2013 23:02:46] Morgan Grey: She's probably micromanaging your Gums now."



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PostPosted: 23 Apr 2013, 21:33 
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FMZeth: a petite Nigerian woman from the 1980s with hypertech from beyond the 2300s masquerading as a massive Chinese man who is an Iron Man style vigilante superhero acting on behalf of a bewildered PRC in the early 2000s because she's part of a Neo Hellenistic Pantheon bent on reaching a higher realm of existence.
FMZeth: You just don't get that from anybody but me.



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PostPosted: 23 Apr 2013, 22:13 
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22:09 - The Time Being: http://superdickery.tumblr.com/post/269 ... actualbear
22:11 - FMZeth: wut
22:11 - FMZeth: BACK IN THE 60’S/70’S YOU COULD STUB YOUR TOE ON A WALL AND BECOME A BRICK THEMED SUPERVILLAIN OUT OF REVENGE
bolded for truth
22:12 - FMZeth: ace
22:12 - The Time Being: eyup
22:12 - FMZeth: "I AM MORTAR. TREMBLE BEFORE ME."
22:12 - FMZeth: TREEEEEMBLE IN MORTAR TERROR!"
22:12 - The Time Being: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
22:12 - The Time Being: ohhh, that hurt



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PostPosted: 11 May 2013, 15:11 
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PostPosted: 18 May 2013, 21:13 
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"My dog smells like a wet room."

Mixed up words FTW.


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PostPosted: 26 May 2013, 22:12 
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It's Eau de Toilette. From a real Toilette.



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PostPosted: 22 Jun 2013, 00:27 
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00:21 - FMZeth: Why do these soldiers look like construction workers crossed with 80s jazzercisers from Canada?
00:21 - The Time Being: you'd think being commander of all of the forces would warrant that guy a more distinctive uniform



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PostPosted: 18 Aug 2013, 16:00 
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PostPosted: 21 Aug 2013, 16:13 
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PostPosted: 21 Aug 2013, 23:23 
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PostPosted: 22 Aug 2013, 17:02 
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PostPosted: 22 Aug 2013, 20:44 
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PostPosted: 04 Sep 2013, 00:49 
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00:46 - FMZeth: I always thought it was weird that the Enterprise-D had a chair specifically designated for the Ship's counselor right next to the captain's chair
00:46 - The Time Being: I don't think you're alone in that
00:46 - FMZeth: I guess the three previous Enterprises' adventures taught Starfleet something about the nature of their missions
00:47 - FMZeth: "And then--and then she was a giant CAT. And that's why I can't watch Tom and Jerry any more."
00:47 - The Time Being: XD
00:47 - FMZeth: Want to hear something funnier?
00:47 - The Time Being: sure
00:47 - FMZeth: Before I hit enter I had typo'dthat sentence as: "And then--and then she was a giant CATA. And that's why I can't watch Tom and Jerry any more."
00:47 - The Time Being: XD
00:47 - The Time Being: XD
00:47 - The Time Being: oh god
00:47 - The Time Being: oh god
00:47 - The Time Being: the horror
00:48 - FMZeth: Oh man
00:47 - The Time Being: the horror
00:48 - FMZeth: oh god
00:48 - FMZeth: oh man
00:48 - FMZeth: oh GOD
00:48 - The Time Being: OH MAN



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