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PostPosted: 02 Jul 2012, 18:36 
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They also seem to come out two days too early. :lol:

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PostPosted: 09 Jul 2012, 00:38 
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Chaz Natlo says (21:35)
I'm assuming that Shaina is difficult to wake.
Zeth Holt says (21:35)
*hand-wobbily motion*
do with it what you will
I was imagining her out cold though, yeah
Zeth Holt says (21:36)
sprawled all over the bed
stereotyped college-bum style
Chaz Natlo says (21:37)
Hmm... I kinda just want him to pick her up and fireman carry her down the stairs. But I doubt she slept in her dress.
Zeth Holt says (21:38)
She didn't.
Chaz Natlo says (21:38)
Which would look bad.
Even Richard can put these two numbers together.
Chaz Natlo says (21:39)
Posted.
Zeth Holt says (21:40)
woor
Zeth Holt says (21:42)
Although to be fair, now that we've reached the point, I'm not certain what Shaina did wear to bed.
She still has the TARDIS with her, so it could be anything
I never thought about a Time Lady's nightwear to be honest
Chaz Natlo says (21:43)
Whatever it is I'm assuming it is noy up to 1900's day ware attire.
wesr*
wear*
Zeth Holt says (21:44)
I'd say firmly not
Zeth Holt says (00:31)
Zeth Holt says (21:45)
Actually, if I stick with the frat-boy-esque-sloppy-sleeper thing she's probably just in a bra and panties
well
not bra
defintiely not bra
cami?
Cami.
Cami.
Chaz Natlo says (21:45)
what about noy, would you say noy?
Chaz Natlo says (21:46)
I imagine more boyish leggings if matched with a bra.
Zeth Holt says (21:49)
I'm sorry, 'Noy'?
Chaz Natlo says (21:51)
My earlier typo.
Zeth Holt says (21:51)
Oh
ah
I guess I just parsed it out
Zeth Holt says (21:52)
...now I kinda want her to be walk in to some scene sometime wearing somethign weird and when asked what it is say it's a Noy.
'What, they don't have noys where you come from?'



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PostPosted: 17 Jul 2012, 17:41 
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PostPosted: 19 Jul 2012, 07:51 
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PostPosted: 19 Jul 2012, 21:37 
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PostPosted: 20 Jul 2012, 13:06 
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PostPosted: 29 Jul 2012, 16:38 
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I sang into a half empty water bottle for around 10 minutes today A song I refer to as.. "Please don't poop in that cup!"
And if that's not weird enough LAST NIGHT I sang along to this song in front of some unsuspecting people.:

[video=youtube;MkWWx0YSyM0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkWWx0YSyM0[/video]
The lyrics are in the spoiler tag because they may "incense" some readers....:

[SPOILER][font=arial]Everyone's counting on me[/font]
[font=arial]to cheer them up and give them lots of energy[/font]
[font=arial]I hope that I can help them study for their test[/font]
[font=arial]I'll work hard to support them and always try my best[/font]

[font=arial]it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory[/font]
[font=arial]and be a super moe and generic loli[/font]
[font=arial]"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said[/font]
[font=arial]I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"[/font]
[font=arial]oh no oh no[/font]

[font=arial]POMF POMF! KIMOCHI[/font]
[font=arial]what's this sticky stuff on me?[/font]
[font=arial]They play with me until[/font]
[font=arial]I smell like salty coins and milk[/font]

[font=arial]Morning, everyone![/font]
[font=arial]Today we will have lots of fun[/font]
[font=arial]UGUU am I cute?[/font]
[font=arial]in my favorite swimsuit[/font]

[font=arial]POMFPOMF wanna stay[/font]
[font=arial]and play the pop up pirate game?[/font]
[font=arial]STOP STOP touching me[/font]
[font=arial]it's making me feel all funny[/font]
[font=arial]NII CHAN I love you[/font]
[font=arial]but please stop smelling my pantsu[/font]
[font=arial]Yay yay! play with me[/font]
[font=arial]ah ah you make me happy[/font]

[font=arial]EVERYDAY POMF[/font]
[font=arial]EVERYTIME IS POMF[/font]
[font=arial]I wanna ride on nii-chan[/font]
[font=arial]all day long[/font]

[font=arial]EVERYDAY POMF[/font]
[font=arial]EVERYTIME IS POMF[/font]
[font=arial]there's just no way that thing will fit[/font]
[font=arial]I'll endure it[/font]

[font=arial]POMF POMF! KIMOCHI[/font]
[font=arial]but what's this sticky stuff on me?[/font]
[font=arial]They play with me until[/font]
[font=arial]I smell like salty coins and milk[/font]

[font=arial]Morning, everyone![/font]
[font=arial]Today we will have lots of fun[/font]
[font=arial]UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH[/font]
[font=arial]NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT[/font]

[font=arial]POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF[/font]
[font=arial]POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF[/font]
[font=arial]TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM[/font]
[font=arial]TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST[/font]
[font=arial]POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF[/font]
[font=arial]POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF[/font]
[font=arial]TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM[/font]
[font=arial]TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST[/font][/SPOILER]




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Before I forget:
[QUOTE=David;210099]Makes perfect sense. They're called grapefruits but aren't grapes - therefore they aren't fruit either. And if an octopus can shoot ink, and you can make invisible ink from lemons, then that proves that citrus "fruits" are actually just a stealthy kind of octopus.

See? Logic. I think something's wrong with me.[/QUOTE]

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PostPosted: 15 Nov 2012, 11:23 
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PostPosted: 15 Nov 2012, 12:15 
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dinowoman wrote:
"Politicians working out tactics for a war being fought on trains in the afterlife"
Sounds like a premise for a weird TV show or something.


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David wrote:
dinowoman wrote:
"Politicians working out tactics for a war being fought on trains in the afterlife"
Sounds like a premise for a weird TV show or something.


Or a game? I've already got the advert. written up...

"Railway to Heaven: Tactics is a real-time strategy set in the afterlife with a story that centers around a mysterious protagonist who committed suicide to escape the ravages of war in his life. But little did he know that when he tried to get out, they'd pull him right back in - he's been set on a mission by a committee of angels to restore the nexus points on the railway between heaven and hell, where the legions of the damned have taken up positions and have been robbing trains of the souls aboard to take them to hell! He'll have to recruit the help of various angels (and maybe some traitorous demons!) and form a crack commando team to fight back the forces of hell and liberate the railways so that the souls of the dead can travel to their final destination. Will he succeed? Or will he, like the souls he intends to save, be plunged into eternal damnation? Prepare for strategy reincarnated...coming Fall 2121."

There ya go. :P


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PostPosted: 15 Nov 2012, 17:58 
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Awesome! Now we just need to find someone to make it. ;D

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PostPosted: 25 Nov 2012, 10:22 
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"Maybe you could keep your swords in its antlers."
Venom wrote:
David wrote:
dinowoman wrote:
"Politicians working out tactics for a war being fought on trains in the afterlife"
Sounds like a premise for a weird TV show or something.


Or a game? I've already got the advert. written up...

"Railway to Heaven: Tactics is a real-time strategy set in the afterlife with a story that centers around a mysterious protagonist who committed suicide to escape the ravages of war in his life. But little did he know that when he tried to get out, they'd pull him right back in - he's been set on a mission by a committee of angels to restore the nexus points on the railway between heaven and hell, where the legions of the damned have taken up positions and have been robbing trains of the souls aboard to take them to hell! He'll have to recruit the help of various angels (and maybe some traitorous demons!) and form a crack commando team to fight back the forces of hell and liberate the railways so that the souls of the dead can travel to their final destination. Will he succeed? Or will he, like the souls he intends to save, be plunged into eternal damnation? Prepare for strategy reincarnated...coming Fall 2121."

There ya go. :P
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