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 Post subject: What made you laugh?
PostPosted: 21 Sep 2010, 15:06 
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[QUOTE=Terry Pratchett]There is a lot of folklore about equestrian statues, especially the ones with riders on. There is said to be a code in the number and placement of the horse's hooves: if one of the horse's hooves is in the air, the rider was wounded in battle; two legs in the air means that the rider was killed in battle; three legs in the air indicates that the rider got lost on the way to the battle; and four legs in the air means that the sculptor was very, very clever.[/QUOTE]
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 Post subject: What made you laugh?
PostPosted: 21 Sep 2010, 16:35 
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Hahahaha... i should really read Terry Pratchett.

What made me laugh: In muay Thai, Mike kicking at the pad, missing completely and hitting my elbow, then rolling on the ground in pain clutching his foot while i reeled in pain holding my elbow.



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 Post subject: What made you laugh?
PostPosted: 21 Sep 2010, 17:03 
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Brian pocket dialed me while I (and I think he) was in class. I listened to the voicemail during my break, and it was a lot of muffled talking. XD



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[QUOTE=KatieKat;64621]Brian pocket dialed me while I (and I think he) was in class. I listened to the voicemail during my break, and it was a lot of muffled talking. XD[/QUOTE]

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It's ok. My phone was in my bag, and it was so muffled that the prof didn't hear it.



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the worst is when you accidentally make a voicemail greeting, and don't know it. had one of those for almost a month, till someone told me. it was me screaming at a video game.



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PostPosted: 21 Sep 2010, 17:54 
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[QUOTE=Piggie;64635]the worst is when you accidentally make a voicemail greeting, and don't know it. had one of those for almost a month, till someone told me. it was me screaming at a video game.[/QUOTE]
This. I actually laughed out loud when I read that. I love the idea of getting through to someone's voicemail and being greeted by random screaming and swearing. :laugh:



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 Post subject: What made you laugh?
PostPosted: 21 Sep 2010, 18:02 
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[QUOTE=dinowoman;64637]This. I actually laughed out loud when I read that. I love the idea of getting through to someone's voicemail and being greeted by random screaming and swearing. :laugh:[/QUOTE]I wonder how well "put down the phone and turn around" would work as a greeting.



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PostPosted: 21 Sep 2010, 20:23 
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[QUOTE=David;64638]I wonder how well "put down the phone and turn around" would work as a greeting.[/QUOTE]

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PostPosted: 22 Sep 2010, 14:30 
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After a (totally innocent) discussion about sperm.

カオルちゃん says (19:00):
*well, i'm gonna go eat something
Whiskey Priest says (19:01):
*now im scared, we talk about that and you get hungry?
カオルちゃん says (19:02):
*i knew you were gonna say that... actually it smells like soup, that's what made me hungry :P
Whiskey Priest says (19:02):
*ewwwwwwwwwww!
*it does not smell like soup!
カオルちゃん says (19:02):
*what ?
カオルちゃん says (19:03):
*no, in my house



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 Post subject: What made you laugh?
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*HA!!!!! Henry apparently smells like soup.



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 Post subject: What made you laugh?
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Rachael: "They have a free fire dance show here every Sunday night."
Mom: "Fire dance?"
Rachael: "Yeah like from Hawaii."
Mom: "Why would they want to make fire?"
Rachael: "They don't make fire, they do a fire dance."
Mom: "Yes. Why would they want fire?"
Dad: "Cheryl.... They light things on fire and dance with them."
Mom: "Ooooohhhhh. I thought you meant like a rain dance."



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PostPosted: 21 Oct 2010, 18:51 
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[QUOTE=Oi_Skinhead;65200]Also, we were using molecular model kits today and i made a giraffe shaped molecule. It was magnificent :p[/QUOTE]
This. :laugh:



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 Post subject: What made you laugh?
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[QUOTE=dinowoman;67008]^ Your current sig. It seems very appropriate for New Year, and Sora getting humped was... disturbing. :p[/QUOTE]

:lmao: But you remember it, right? HAHAHAHAHA!

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 Post subject: What made you laugh?
PostPosted: 02 Jan 2011, 17:58 
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Oh I definitely remember it! :laugh:



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PostPosted: 02 Jan 2011, 21:52 
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His whole world will be plunged into chaos! sock related chaos!
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your about to face the wrath of my pointy hair!
your pointy hair is no match for my coattails of doom!
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This made me laugh today! :D



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This really made me laugh today! :D



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This made me laugh this evening. (And this is not language that I normally use myself.)

Mac was telling me that when he was in Sweden on business recently a Swedish colleague took him to a bar and asked him what he'd like to drink. He chose a beer that he thought looked interesting, but his colleague immediately replied, "No, no! You can't drink that one! It's like sex in a canoe - fucking close to water." :p



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PostPosted: 25 Apr 2011, 20:56 
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They are so damn cute together. :<3:

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OK... that put me off my feed for a minute.

Me: Niece! Where are you?
5 year old niece: I'm blowin' up the baffroom!!!



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PostPosted: 29 Apr 2011, 23:14 
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Lolwut?!


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she was taking a poo.



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PostPosted: 30 Apr 2011, 09:29 
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Lol. That put you off of your feed? So that means making you sick or something? lol


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