New to this business...

[Jonesie]

Yeah I've never used a forum before. I thought I'd give this one a chance you all seem like cool people. My name is Jonesie by the way. Nice to meet you guys!

[KatieKat]

Sweet. Yay for virgin experiences!

Now that I have the initial awkwardness out of the way, welcome! We don't bite (unless you're into that kind of thing), and we have cookies! :cookie:

Oh, and don't feed Henry after midnight...and never get him wet! (He's allergic to baths. That's why he smells.) :p

[Kennori]

Oh, and don't feed Henry after midnight...and never get him wet! (He's allergic to baths. That's why he smells.) :p

last person who did that "fell" into a wood chipper...

welcome to MI

[Raine]

Welcome to MI, like Katie said we don't bite...much.

Don't feed Henry he bites and were trying to ween him off human.

[cryssychu]

Welcome it's nice to meet you :)

[Crystal Shards]

Welcome to Mercury Ice! We're a weird bunch, but we're pretty friendly. =)

[dinowoman]

Nice to meet you, Jonesie.

I'm the forum dinosaur. :) (Yeah, we're a weird bunch. :p)

Oh, I'm also the art moderator. I don't suppose you're into drawing or graphics at all, are you? If you do anything like that, we'd love to see you in the art forums.

[David]

Welcome. I don't really think it's necessary to point out that we're weird, so I'll just advise you not to dranght in the jeck.

[Oi_Skinhead]

And dont rag a blobber either. Nasty buisness.

Welcome! Ignore what everyone else is saying, feed me as much as you like. If you dont, ill bathe in your soul.

[Nathan]

Hello, I am your local duelist...nice to meet you.

[strawberry_sparkles]

Haha, you thought we seemed like cool people and the first comments we give you are all about feeding oi_skinhead and biting people.

Ah well. Cannibalism is as good a topic as any other, I suppose.

Welcome. Feel free to weird us out as well. ^__^

[David]

Feel free to weird us out as well. ^__^How, exactly?

[KatieKat]

How, exactly?

A legitimate question...there's not a lot that throws us.

[Infernus Animositas]

I wonder if it's progression if Henry uses a fork for his cannibalism?

Anyway, welcome to MI. We have cookies like KK said, but she laces them with cyanide. Crystal is Goddess here on MI. Respect the goddess or face permabanning.

[KatieKat]

We have cookies like KK said, but she laces them with cyanide.

I DO NOT!



.....it's arsenic.

[Oi_Skinhead]

See now why i stick to eating people? Everyone tampers with the regular food. I saw, with my own eyes, Dino mixing sheep laxatives in the stew.

[Kennori]

...damn it... just like in That 70's show...

*belly rumbles*

uhh, brb...

[David]

This is why I'm trying to learn photosynthesis.

[dinowoman]

I saw, with my own eyes, Dino mixing sheep laxatives in the stew.
Those weren't sheep laxatives. They were stock cubes! I wouldn't put laxatives in the stew (it was my dinner). No, I put the sheep laxatives in the pudding. :D

*Looks around.*
I haven't seen Jonesie since that first post. Do you think we've scared him (her?) away? :sweatdrop:

[Kennori]

Those weren't sheep laxatives. They were stock cubes! I wouldn't put laxatives in the stew (it was my dinner). No, I put the sheep laxatives in the pudding. :D

*Looks around.*
I haven't seen Jonesie since that first post. Do you think we've scared him (her?) away? :sweatdrop:

idk, but i do remember seeing him eat the pudding...

[David]

Question. Are 'sheep laxatives' laxatives for sheep, or do they make you...

...perhaps I shouldn't finish that sentence.




Yeah, looking at the way this conversation's going, I think we may well have scared him off.

[Kennori]

i don't know... this is the kind of stuff that would have drawn my attention... but that's just me... a simple spokane bohemian...